Overheard in Rehearsals

"Butterfly to sparkly aeroplane to swishy box square "

Waiting for Eurovision Rehearsals - choreography speak!

Overheard.

"I really don't like pop music, it makes me depressed."

(Uttered by someone who lists Leonard Cohen in her favourite artists)

Overheard In Onion House

First Floor during the interval for Closer

"I think this will be the Best Mudfest Ever"

We could not agree more with the the sentiments expressed here by an Esteemed Member of the University of Melbourne Theatre Community.

Overheard Down in Brighton

Lady regarding her daughter-in-law:

"She is not into that gory and horror stuff. She is reasonably intelligent."

Overheard In Onion House

"[Food-Place-Not-Named-in-Union-House] is only good for smoothies unless you like your foccacia with blowflies."

Overheard In Onion House

Overheard in the extensive Melbourne University Co-Op queue:

"Not sure if this is terribly efficient."
"We find it works quite well for us."